Post by Roland of Gilead on Jun 30, 2008 12:23:15 GMT -5
I know that no one here has a new baby, but if you know anyone who does, and would like the candidate to kiss their baby, here's a helpful site that can assist them in case they can't make it to one of his appearances:
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About
If you have questions, email us at contact@sendbarackyourbaby.com. This site is merely a way for Barack to kiss as many babies as possible. For political questions, his campaign website is more helpful.
FAQ
Why is Barack doing this?
In modern presidential campaigns, the candidates visit thousands of towns and cities. Even so, it is impossible to visit a majority of the country, let alone all of it. Barack is doing this to revolutionize campaigning for the millions of babies who would otherwise never get to meet him. Now they don’t have to wait for a visit—they can come to him. For a kiss, a hug, or simply some hope.
How long will my baby be with Barack himself?
You may choose from three interaction types: a kiss, a hug, or giving hope. For a kiss or a hug, Barack spends roughly two minutes with a baby. Giving hope usually takes about twice that long.
May I send a camera to commemorate my baby’s time with Barack?
No, as we wouldn’t want your camera to get lost. Instead, a professional photographer records every baby’s special moment, and you can order one set of prints at no charge. Check off your preferred print size on the packing slip you include with your baby.
May I come with my baby?
Unfortunately, given both space and time constraints, we can only accommodate babies at this time.
What will you feed my baby? What about other infant care?
Depending on your baby’s age, he or she will get infant formula or mashed fruits and vegetables. Each baby is assigned an experienced caretaker, and we have a pediatrician on call at all times.
Your address is a P.O. box. Is that safe?
Don’t worry, the mailman will not put your baby in the P.O. box itself. There is a separate room in the post office for packages, and one of Barack’s assistants picks babies up from there at 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. every weekday.
How will you return my baby?
Most babies are back home within 14 business days. We send them via insured UPS Ground in a specially designed box, and to avoid mixups, we require that somebody sign for the delivery. Shipping to addresses outside the continental United States can take up to two additional weeks.
For more information, please see sendbarackyourbaby.com/index.html
______________________________
About
If you have questions, email us at contact@sendbarackyourbaby.com. This site is merely a way for Barack to kiss as many babies as possible. For political questions, his campaign website is more helpful.
FAQ
Why is Barack doing this?
In modern presidential campaigns, the candidates visit thousands of towns and cities. Even so, it is impossible to visit a majority of the country, let alone all of it. Barack is doing this to revolutionize campaigning for the millions of babies who would otherwise never get to meet him. Now they don’t have to wait for a visit—they can come to him. For a kiss, a hug, or simply some hope.
How long will my baby be with Barack himself?
You may choose from three interaction types: a kiss, a hug, or giving hope. For a kiss or a hug, Barack spends roughly two minutes with a baby. Giving hope usually takes about twice that long.
May I send a camera to commemorate my baby’s time with Barack?
No, as we wouldn’t want your camera to get lost. Instead, a professional photographer records every baby’s special moment, and you can order one set of prints at no charge. Check off your preferred print size on the packing slip you include with your baby.
May I come with my baby?
Unfortunately, given both space and time constraints, we can only accommodate babies at this time.
What will you feed my baby? What about other infant care?
Depending on your baby’s age, he or she will get infant formula or mashed fruits and vegetables. Each baby is assigned an experienced caretaker, and we have a pediatrician on call at all times.
Your address is a P.O. box. Is that safe?
Don’t worry, the mailman will not put your baby in the P.O. box itself. There is a separate room in the post office for packages, and one of Barack’s assistants picks babies up from there at 10 a.m. and 3 p.m. every weekday.
How will you return my baby?
Most babies are back home within 14 business days. We send them via insured UPS Ground in a specially designed box, and to avoid mixups, we require that somebody sign for the delivery. Shipping to addresses outside the continental United States can take up to two additional weeks.
For more information, please see sendbarackyourbaby.com/index.html